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Monday, August 14, 2006

10:56 PM
wei ping came over to my class after school today
i wanted to make paris, say cheong and zhiqun faint, but they were like 'no i don't wanna die lor'
so i said 'why don't i do first, then you all try after me' and they agreed


OK here's how you make yourself faint (it is weiping's theory)

you need a friend to help you.

1. find a nice flat wall to lean against, and squat down against it
2. pant with your mouth for 30 times, do this with effort
3. at your last breath, hold it and quickly stand up against the wall
4. don't fucking open your mouth or the climax won't be there!!
5. at this point your friend presses on your ribcage hard on holds it there for about 5 seconds
6. enjoy the orgasm!

i had already tried it twice but both times it was unsuccessful. this time i hit the climax nice and hard, according to my friends i had fits and my eyeballs started rolling and i started foaming and then i fell to the floor :D

it's not as bad as it sounds like. you fall into like a dream mode and when i opened my eyes i'm like 'what the fuck happened!'

try it with your brother or sister!

paris say cheong and zhiqun didn't try. they are liars

o and i'm not a dork

 WHO AM I?

hi, this is me.

i am a sexual predator.

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