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Thursday, August 31, 2006

8:52 AM

hi shona!

Thursday, August 24, 2006

6:05 AM

my masterpiece
dedicated to paris chia

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

7:43 AM

hi darlinngs;

todayye at my fave `girl skool was cool- uh huh,
i had fun with my sexayye darlings!
& we ate cookies too;
yeahs! xD
:D

it was so fun at the shoppin' centre luhs;
we kept staring at sexaye boys from catholic high-
sexayye honayyes : D

okaye i gotta go nows;
see you all-

prettyshit

Sunday, August 20, 2006

5:49 AM

hi i had a haircut just to make my dear mr. kueh happy

looking like shit is worth it for that fucking chipmunk face

Monday, August 14, 2006

10:56 PM

wei ping came over to my class after school today
i wanted to make paris, say cheong and zhiqun faint, but they were like 'no i don't wanna die lor'
so i said 'why don't i do first, then you all try after me' and they agreed

OK here's how you make yourself faint (it is weiping's theory)

you need a friend to help you.

1. find a nice flat wall to lean against, and squat down against it
2. pant with your mouth for 30 times, do this with effort
3. at your last breath, hold it and quickly stand up against the wall
4. don't fucking open your mouth or the climax won't be there!!
5. at this point your friend presses on your ribcage hard on holds it there for about 5 seconds
6. enjoy the orgasm!

i had already tried it twice but both times it was unsuccessful. this time i hit the climax nice and hard, according to my friends i had fits and my eyeballs started rolling and i started foaming and then i fell to the floor :D

it's not as bad as it sounds like. you fall into like a dream mode and when i opened my eyes i'm like 'what the fuck happened!'

try it with your brother or sister!

paris say cheong and zhiqun didn't try. they are liars

o and i'm not a dork

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

11:25 PM

hello my friends, i have not posted for a long time

we had national day celebration in school today. i'm sure most people don't give a fuck about our nation's 41 birthday. they just want to go home early.

but i am a patriot! i love singapore. we should treat singapore's birthday like our own. really

halfway through the celebrations ice cream was given out. OK YOU FUCKERS GET A HALF DAY AND A CONE OF ICE CREAM REALLY CONGRATULATIONS!

and some people wore their S+R33+ C|0+h35 to school. wow i was dazzled by their red and white c00l b0i attire lor. they looked like they were ready to go out for a cool party or something

OH SHIT SORRY
i'm trying to be cool

SORRY PARIS I'LL POST LIKE A NORMAL PERSON NOW SO SORRY I MADE YOU LOOK STUPID

anyway, happy national day friends. let's all smile together!!
but according to a bulletin board..

... a smile leads to a laugh

...a laugh leads to a high 5

...a high 5 leads to a hug

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 makeout

...a makeout leads 2 finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a fcuk.

have fun guys

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

10:24 PM

remember me now
because things always change
five long years have gone
i've done some time
sleeping where i fall
i know i'll never be the same

8:28 PM

WHO AM I?

hi, this is me.

i am a sexual predator.

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